12 August 2007

food and freedom

"Hey Nic, want to come over for lunch and a ride in my boat?" asked his friend George. "You bet, we should definitely catch up and talk about our amazing jobs, and what's been going on in the Middle East," replied Nic, who jumped on his private jet and flew to the Land of the Free. I'm always so excited when my favorite politicians make the headlines, and yesterday was no exception when Nicolas Sarkozy and George Bush had lunch together at his estate in Maine. Though halfway across the world from each other, the US and Europe share the blessings of freedom and all good things Western.

While the US and France have not always had the strongest of ties, last May's election of Conservative Nicolas Sarkozy was monumental in putting France back on the map as an active player in international politics. With an active political history and an aggressive forward agenda, Nic has been on pace to take over the world, with the help of the other Western powers. "France is friends with democracies, not with dictatorships," Sarkozy exclaimed to the media. As George and Nic engaged in their lunchtime talks, they realized they had lots in common where it really counts. "The good thing about President Sarkozy is you know where he stands. He can tell you exactly what he thinks. I hope he'd say the same thing about me," said George. Both men possess the confidence and positive outlook necessary to keep things rolling, and to stop the forces of evil from prevailing. On the table was prevention of Iran's pursuit of a nuclear (or as George says "nucular") weapon.

On a beautiful day for a boat ride, Nic and George took advantage of their freedom and spent quality time bonding. Talking politics can sometimes get a little unsettling, even when a good homecooked meal is involved. Nic admitted that even though they share a similar political stance on most issues, that "even in family, there are disagreements. But we are still the same family." Nic's pro-American and pro-Israel stance undoubtedly drives his eagerness to bond with George, his Western brother. This year marks the beginning of a "new era of relations with the French", according to White House spokesman Tony Snow. Let the good times roll, and enjoy our Western freedoms... indivisible, with liberty and justice for all!

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