middle east 101

• If you hear of anyone who does not recognize Israel's "right to exist", you might suggest that they take a history class, or read a book.
• If anyone offers you a free place to live or stay, WALK AWAY before you discover the strings attached.
• If anyone asks you to marry them (and promise you the world) after you have known them only one or two days, WALK AWAY.
• If you meet anyone who reminds you of your ex-husband in more ways than one, only reincarnated as an Arab, WALK AWAY.
• If you encounter anyone named Mohammed or Amir, WALK AWAY before revealing any details about your personal life - or avoid them entirely if possible.
• Note that the word "Hello" when yelled loudly usually means "watch out or I am going to run you over with my motorized cart in this narrow market alleyway", and not "hey how's it going, buddy".
• Note that the word "Habibi" (in Arabic "my love") has multiple meanings and should be used freely as an important part of the culture, especially if you don't mind taking risks of being misinterpreted.
• If a Bedoin asks you to give or receive a massage, WALK AWAY.
• And finally, never give anyone your phone number who offers to "help you" with ANYTHING including the language. You will acquire more stalkers than you know what to do with.